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Offline Midget

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« on: May 04, 2015, 03:18:42 PM »

The Coffee Shop

Life just gets better as you get older, doesn’t it?

I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart.  The place was packed but the music was really loud,  so to reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. .....then suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.

This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!

Offline Tal 318

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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 05:36:46 PM »
Where ever you may be let the wind blow free. :greenstars:
It's nice to be here,it's nice to be anywhere.

Offline PW

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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 10:47:12 AM »
Brilliant I can identify with think the soft quiet ones are very discreet then discover they smell so bad they can kill rats at 100 yards...when this happens I normally blame the missus...even if she isn't with me! :Bananeyessss: