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Offline Midget

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fast cat
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:13:08 PM »

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.   

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

Offline Tal 318

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Re: fast cat
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2015, 03:08:46 PM »
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