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Offline Tal 318

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At the Dentist
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:18:37 PM »
A guy went to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give him an anesthetic shot. “

No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank and the man said, “I can’t do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"

She then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

“No,” he said, “I’m fine with pills.”

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

“What were those?” he asked. “Viagra,” she replied.

“I’ll be darned,” said the patient, “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer.”

“It doesn’t,” she said, “But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”
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Re: At the Dentist
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2015, 06:57:24 PM »
 :greenstars: :greenstars: :'( :greenstars: