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The Mexican Bride.
« on: June 02, 2015, 03:48:25 PM »

The Mexican Bride

Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a 'man
about town 'so to  speak, but
Maria was very naive and uninformed about
the birds and  the bees.
Pedro  was a poor working man and would not
afford to take time off for a
honeymoon. So, that night they retired to
his little shack.

When Pedro was undressing Maria said, 'Oh Pedro,
what is that?'

Pedro, being very quick thinking, said, 'Maria, I am
the only man in the
world with one of these. ‘And, then, he proceeded
to show her what it was
for, and Maria was happy.

The next morning
Pedro went off to work as usual. When he returned home
that  evening,
Maria was on the front porch obviously upset about
something. 'Pedro,
you told me that you were the only man in the world with
one of  those,
and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind
the shed,
and he had one, too.'

Thinking fast, Pedro said, 'Oh, Maria, Gonzalez
is my very best friend. I
had two of them so I gave him one. He is the
only other man in the world
with one of those.' Marie being very stupid
accepted his answer and
they did their thing again that night.

went off to work the next morning; and, when he returned home, Maria

was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch.

Pedro said, 'Maria,
what is the matter now?'

'Pedro, you gave Gonzalez the best one'
It's nice to be here,it's nice to be anywhere.