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They met in a bar.
« on: June 02, 2015, 03:52:42 PM »

A very tall man walks into a bar,   
and a blonde lady recognizes him as an International Rugby player.
  They start to talk, and eventually go home to his place. 
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and
Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg,
he has a tattoo that says NIKE..
'What's that?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on
Then the man drops his underwear
and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams:
"Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
The man replies:
"No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute or so.............!
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