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Offline Tal 318

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Agricultural show.
« on: June 02, 2015, 03:55:54 PM »


 My wife and I went to the   Devon County agricultural show and one of
the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to
the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
 
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' 
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated
50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' 
 
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a
week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.' 
 
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, 
in capital letters, 
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.' 
 
I looked at her and said, 
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.' 
 
   
 
My condition has been upgraded from critical 
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.   
 
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